yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

Man Deuce

When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.

Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.

by Spend123 July 20, 2012

what the deuce

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

by JDZITS December 29, 2007

eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.

Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!

by soupfist January 10, 2014

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

What the deuce?

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"

"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005