democrats

The (relatively) left-wing party of the united states of America. Home of politicians who are usually not that bright. Voters show a preference for stupidity over evil, while their republican counter-parts tend to favour evil over idiocy

No, I dont want to vote for John kerry, but look at the opposition!

by Gnossos the wise September 21, 2005

Deamon

beings who, yes, follow Satan, and yes are not fond of most humans, but who CAN have a moral conscience. They were originally angels, but were cast out by god because he had to tell humans that whatever they held true on earth would hold true in heaven...in taking it too far, my kind was thrown out...and yes, we're quite upset about it, but we also have a respect for natural balance.

"We deamons shall have our day."

by Airashii October 3, 2003

demo rats

the "c" is silent....

( ((><)) ) ha ha ha ha ha ......

by ( >< ) no...noo...hippies....hippies everywhere...no...god no... August 10, 2004

Democrats

The only people that post anti-republican and death to bush definitions, while republicans are out making money to pay for their welfare checks, food stamps, cell phone bills, rent, and internet service.

Democrats: 99 percent of the Urban Dictionary users posting about politics.

by gopbaby March 26, 2009

creation of democracy

1. The founding of the world's greatest and most effective political system to date.
2. Something devised and carried out almost completely by liberals (with the exception of Thomas Jefferson).

"The creation of democracy was the greatest thing that ever happened to this country. Too bad Bush is trying to fuck it up."

by Andy November 29, 2004

democrapublican

a person who doesn't have a clear political view or isn't part of a single political party. They like some democratic views, and some republican; it depends on the issue.

erin: when my friends are arguing about politics, i don't know whose side to take!
john: you're such a democrapublican

by teenieweeniewahine March 28, 2010

The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

by hutao! September 27, 2019