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December 2

December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter
"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.
by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019
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December 4

He/She is incredibly talented, intelligent, beautiful and unique, has a great sense of humor, it's always right and he/she is a really good kisser and lover
Wow, he must have been born in December 4
by BornInDecember October 15, 2019
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December 17

December 17 which is to describe some kid who is smarter than your face
by TheWiseBigBrain November 4, 2019
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4th December

Every kid has the day off
Mum: get ready for school
Me: no

Mum: why
Me: it’s 4th December
by Ella383 December 2, 2019
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December 17th

December 17th, one of the most special days. If you were born on this day.. then that means you’re such a talented, nice, outgoing, and beautiful person. With a great sense of humor and an awesome style!!
Wow! Your birthday is December 17th?! You’re so lucky.
by Marena Malone December 1, 2019
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December 9th

A bad bitch day. Anyone born on this day was, is, + will always be THAT bitch ;)
Damn i know she’s bad asf. Her birthday is December 9th
by Maadmadz October 16, 2019
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December 18th

National first kiss day!!

Are you starting to get in a relationship?
Already in one?
Looking for one?
WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE CUZ DECEMBER 18th IS A SPECIAL DAY!! A day for first kisses 😘
by 809 December 16, 2019
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