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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.
The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.
by daveylownotes October 24, 2011
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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)
Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.
by baddboyy October 15, 2011
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sheep day

A day in which u lack motivation and don't feel the urge to grind.
Going with the herd.
Like a sheep.
bro: eyoo brah u going to the library today?
brah: nahh im alright

bro: come on don't be a sheep man

brah: its a sheep day for me today
by ultrashe3p December 19, 2022
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digit day

training your fingers (ex: Alayna Joy on YouTube hardcore training her fingers in order to rock climb)
by Nekotehkitty October 3, 2022
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Gibson-Day

The 7th February where Gibson is celebrated in Gaymers.
"hey are you coming to celebrate Gibson-Day?"
"Of course i'm coming, it's the most important day of the year!"
"See you then!"
by Jebruhh February 5, 2021
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Klaudas Day

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)
Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”
by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021
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