Vacation darts don't count.
Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.
I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.
Mom: you smoke?
Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.
Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.
I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.
Mom: you smoke?
Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.
by EfKalisto13 August 6, 2025
Get the Vacation Dartmug. by Mikkiscarbelly November 11, 2020
Get the Dope dartmug. by !! ! November 24, 2020
Get the Dartedmug. Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart
by Mysteriousguylol March 25, 2024
Get the Aztec Blow Dartmug. There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.
by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024
Get the kamikaze tongue dartmug. Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Dartingmug. Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed
by ForJevers December 14, 2016
Get the dirt dartingmug.