dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead

"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american

by The surprised american March 22, 2016

Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016

Dutch Hug

A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.

Dude, I got home on valentine's day and my girlfriend gave me a Dutch Hug.

Fuck!

by Greppelslet February 12, 2014

Dutch Brother

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.

Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.

by Theboyzzzz December 2, 2016

dutch smokey

To curl out a large poo on someone's lower back for sexual gratification. The 'giver' will often make a sound like a train whilst mid flow.

For their anniversary, Adam gave Phil a Dutch Smokey. Choo Choo!

by The Urban Taffy January 15, 2018

Dutch Fan

(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.

And then James locked the doors and let out a huge dutch fan.

by CharlesPoops February 28, 2010

Dutch People

Lit people- okay no ahem

First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-

Anyways...

People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).

"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"

by RBW726 January 5, 2019