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cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
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Obligatory dubstep

The obligatory use of dubstep to advertise the fact that the video you are watching should be considered "extreme" or significantly better than it actually is.
Shows that the company advertising is familiar with popular culture.
The new Internet Explorer advert contains "obligatory dubstep"
by Bogus Gordon February 3, 2014
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She is like eye dust for her stepmum.
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spunk dust

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George had been watching babestation at work and left a pile of spunk dust on the floor
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Wop dust

Wop dust is the from under cheese that sits under fat rolls.
I hate being a nurse, I am so sick of cleaning wop dust all day!
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doublewide dust storm

Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!
by The mad shatter December 3, 2018
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Mindfuck Dubstep

Mindfuck dubstep is a small genre of dubstep that contains many bass drops and sparatic, at times, like beats. It is similar to rave like music. Usually paired with the term "Brutal Dubstep Drops". Mindfuck Dubstep also has a more intense sound to it. With a mix of rave like music, intense sounding dubstep, and "Brutal Dubstep Drops" it truly Mindfucks the listeners.
"My favorite type of Dubstep is Mindfuck Dubstep" or "Damn, Mindfuck Dubstep gets the blood pumping."
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