Dogs lipstick

What a horny dog gets. The males are the only one who experience this. It is just a dogs erection and it looks like a pink lipstick. Stay far away if your a man - the dog may start humping your leg. If you are a girl - dont us the lipstick.

Man 1: Dude my girl got drunk and gave my dog a blowjob!
Man 2: Woah WTF!!!!!!????
Man 1: She put on her dogs lipstick.

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 30, 2016

dogs named Henry

STRAIGHT UP FUGLY

Small Dogs named Henry need to be burned

by Sam;) October 13, 2022

Swinga-Dings

the folding arms on glasses and sunnies

Me: F*ck man! someone stood on your glasses and broke the swinga-dings!

Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*

by Peter Lamb January 14, 2008

Horan dogs

Horan dogs is the name of Niall Horan's fandom, because we are his horny bitches😜🤪

Omg have you heard of the Horan dogs? They are so horny!!

by Niallsthighs August 26, 2021

two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

by postmyk January 28, 2004

Dogs bollox

There is the dog as in top dog and if one is considered to be the dogs bollox they are the most important part of that dog as we all know how much dogs like to mate.If you touch the dogs bollox be very careful how you do it coz the dog can bite even if he simply does not like how you are looking at his bollox.

She is so hot she is the dogs bollox

by MDoodles January 22, 2009

dogs knob

The best/worst/ultimate, even better than dogs bollocksoriginates from a particularly vile porn film involving canines and women, where the woman concerned accepted penetration from the dogs knob as opposed to just licking their bollocks. Nowadays dogs knob is accepted as a compliment.

Q. "Did you have a nice day?"
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5

by Telboy September 24, 2005