lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.
TracyI’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”
by May 02, 2021
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Dolphin Snouting

The act of eating out a girl with an oversized Clit that resembles a small dick
I was dolphin snouting your mom and had to measure for comparison
by Dbcooper91 January 05, 2022
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Dolphin Prom

When someone deliberately and whole heartedly does something petty, stupid, or cruel in full view of others and try to cover for it with random nonsense or actions to cover for the deliberately bad action.
Bob lied to his sister about being sick on Friday and missing work, the only recourse was to tell her he had instead attended the Dolphin Prom, and that she was crazy for not remembering it.
by Philosopher Bishop June 30, 2022
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dolphin gravy

the vaginal discharge that seeps out of fat women's vaginas and fat folds
I took that fat chick from the bar home and she let me eat her "Dolphin Gravy"
by JaCrispy420 October 02, 2020
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furry dolphin

Man my furry dolphin hurts
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triangular dolphin

The act of seeing someone on tinder by the name Matt and swiping right.
Wow I just saw Matt on tinder, I should definitely Triangular Dolphin him!
by Pompom69 December 11, 2021
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dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..
Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"
by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010
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