san diego surprise

When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)

Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise

by Scottbob November 26, 2004

San Diego

A shithole in Southern California filled with macho dude bros, brainwashed military shitheads, gangstaz, republican idiots, cowardly liberal centrists, and it’s all too heterosexual (EW straight people are gross and must be hunted to extinction). The weather doesn’t mean shit. STAY AWAY FROM SAN DIEGO.

I’m glad I moved to Portland from San Diego

by SummerFire September 8, 2019

dylan diego

A cool kid with awesome talent. However he is very horny with a shitty ass looking face. However other than that he is pretty cool

That looks like Dylan Diego

by Dylan Diego December 1, 2016

San Diego Chargers

THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Has theb best running back of all time in LaDainian Tomlinson!

Mommy, what is the best and worst team of all time?
Honey, the best team is the San Diego Chargers, and everyone knows the worst team is the Oakland Raiders!

by ShAdY July 26, 2004

San Diego Toupee

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

San Diego Sidewinder

The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.

I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.

by Clinton Kuykendall December 8, 2007

San Diego Ugly

An attractive person from either Baltimore, Washington DC, or Philadelphia. Or any of the other Top Ten Cities with the Ugliest People.

Person 1: That girl is a solid 9.
Person 2: Yeah in Baltimore, but if we were in San Diego she'd be a 4. She's San Diego Ugly.

by BigErnMcCracken November 18, 2010