Dew could be a name of a boy or a girl, a shy, introvert person. They are sensitive af which they will never let anyone know and will get hurt easily . Dew would be the shyest person with the most witty inner soul. She/he would use double meaning in every sentence but won’t react in anything and joke inside their brain only! “Dew” is the name of a famous soda so they always get mocked for their name but inside they know they have the most unique name.
If you’re friends with Dew you can hurt them as they won’t hurt you even after you hurt them, they can do anything to save their friends and fight for them but not themselves! They never will leave your side until you hurt them at a certain point.
If you’re friends with Dew you can hurt them as they won’t hurt you even after you hurt them, they can do anything to save their friends and fight for them but not themselves! They never will leave your side until you hurt them at a certain point.
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Get the Mountain Dew Moonpiemug. Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025
Get the Mountain Dew Volcanomug.