Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.

"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."

by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024

Democrat

An absolute fucking loser

Republican:I love Trump!

Democrat:Nu uh, Biden better!

Republican:(pulls out ak-47) say it again, I fucking dare you...

by Naozifbebxixh January 2, 2025

Democratic primary

(noun) a party that you just know is going to have too many people

Lisa's prom after-party was supposed to be a small get together but Brandon blabbed about it so now it's going to be a real Democratic primary.

by riquillers February 13, 2019

Democrat Supporter

Individuals that expect taxes to increase their income by simply sitting on their fat asses, claiming to have a *disability* or *mental illness*. They also make decisions about their gender identity and insist on using specific pronouns that others find uncomfortable. Furthermore, they may seek financial benefits by posting ragebait online and having additional children to claim as dependents. on. And, usually spending this money on stupid items that aren't a necesity.

Fuck Democratic Supporters.

Me: Hey, how is that person getting money even though they don't work?

Them: oh they get paid from taxpayer dollars for claiming children and disability
Me: I bet they are a Democrat Supporter

Them: Yup.

by Ever-light April 29, 2025

Democratic socialism

A political ideology advocating a transition to a socially owned economy through democratic means. Democratic socialism is not to be confused with social democracy (an ideology that advocates for a mixed economy and a welfare state, while retaining the structure of capitalism).

Notable advocates of Democratic socialism include Clement Attlee, Jeremy Corbyn, Eugene V. Debs, Albert Einstein, and Martin Luther King Jr.

by AlphabetMafia2663 September 26, 2022

Democrat

A parasite.

“Augh not the democrats, there are so many”

by JimmyCracked_Corn September 10, 2025