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Mud darts

A gay picnic game that the boys play after a hardy lunch. One of your friends bends over with his pants off and starfish spread open and you and the fellas dart dildos into his ass. Not to be confused with the very straight game of lawn darts.

Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?
by ShagBass69 June 1, 2025
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Man-Dart

A cigarette that has been squished and bent, whether authentically or purposefully, to resemble a cigarette that has been in the back pocket of a man who has been working manual labour all day.
Dude, check out that guys man-dart... I respect that guy.
by Dartman124 April 20, 2018
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bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.
I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.
by Dart Master July 1, 2011
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Portuguese Lung Dart

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.
by Gabagool December 15, 2021
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dart

The action of farting out of your dick; hence a dick fart.
my dart smells so bad
by john the jizzer richards September 19, 2022
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Blow Darting

When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.
Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting
by KinkyHornyLover69420 December 4, 2021
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Mexican blow dart

The act of inserting a cocain filled straw in one’s anus. And blowing it inside.
Barry, copped a Maccas straw full of Columbian bugga suggaa in the balloon knot. Therefore he experience the Mexican blow dart.
by Bin rat October 5, 2025
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