cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

Cuddle buddies

They really just wanna get downfuck. But act discrete about it.

We should be cuddle buddies. :) friends with benefits get down have a future bootycall

by annatolianna1 December 28, 2016

Bro cuddle

When two dudes tie their penises together also known as a bronut.

Hairy and Steve were doing the bro cuddle and had to call 911.

by Lost pink sock June 30, 2016

Cuddle

Affectionately termed verb, describing the act of giving head or eating pussy while in the car, parked or moving. Also see road head

Me and this girl Teg used to love to cuddle on road trips.

by Robbie Ro Ro October 12, 2005

Tri-Cuddle

One of the worst ideas EVER invented. It involves 3 people attempting to cuddle. Never works, ever, even if there is a fire.

'Hey, up at the cabin this weekend you want to tri-cuddle?'
'No way, that is a stupid idea.'

by Virginboi April 21, 2010

Gypsy Cuddle

Sexual assault. Specifically rape.

Do you want a Gypsy cuddle?

by gypsylove67 September 19, 2011

cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

by realrd245 February 3, 2012