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Cunt Crepe

The non-limey (British) version of "twat waffle"
Person 1: "Hey you know...Angela is kind of being a cunt crepe right now."

Person 2: "Yeah I know, tell her to shut her fucking mouth."
by cunniliscious13 July 17, 2009
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unhealthy creepy skank

A combination of three VERY overused words, reserved specifically for people so sick any of the three can't adequately describe them.
by sebestian111 February 26, 2010
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Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
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Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
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creepy uncle

when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.
Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.
by swettfrommyball June 18, 2009
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Creepy Johnson

A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.
Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!

Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."
by Jacqui D November 8, 2006
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creepy

any online interchat regular who uses the nickname FroBanger in order to harass poor unsuspecting chatlings for naked pictures, only to later show them to the entire chatsite and brag about obtaining them. as if this is some sort of feat that only a cool person could do...

also see Super Fag.
FroBanger SHOW ME YOUR NUDES. I AM ROXXOR
by WinkBinkleman December 30, 2003
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