donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

relevancy craving

When an individual craves to be more relevant than the actually are and they leave their current friends for a more relevant clique.

Wow, lexi’s relevancy craving sure is bad today.

by Naturelover12345678969 May 29, 2018

Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.

Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.

by sysDump July 5, 2018

Coffee Craving

Its like yellow fever but for mixed raced people because coffee is brown and white mixed together.

Damn that girl is getting my coffee craving going

by Coffee Craver May 12, 2019

Stall crying

You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?

Bethany! I heard stacy, she was stall crying next to me!
Awkwaaaaard.

by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

Cross Craving

When you crave two totally different foods at the same time. These foods are usually random, and triggered when walking through the grocery store.

Person 1: Man, I'm really craving some popcorn chicken and Fruity Pebbles right now.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.

by stop-dont-touch-me-there November 12, 2019