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Cough Threat

The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.
Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!
by FSRueful March 25, 2020
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Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.
*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac
by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017
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Devils Cough

When you inhale so much smoke and cough so hard your drooling and red
Omg did you see Gracelyns Devils Cough , she was so red and drooled all over herself.
by Number1_DilfLover August 11, 2023
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024
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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
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AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
by bee_offical April 2, 2022
mugGet the AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*mug.

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