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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021
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COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating
by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022
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Fein cough

A heavy cough with lots of weird tasting phlegm after vaping for a while.
ever since i started vaping, I’ve had super bad fein coughs
by bababsjjibby April 26, 2024
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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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Theta cough

The disgusting recurring cough that you get from short theta chi boys.
I got the theta cough from being there three days in a row in their nasty house.
by 6767676767 October 13, 2025
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