A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

by bababsjjibby April 26, 2024

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021

by 6767676767 October 13, 2025
