by FSRueful March 25, 2020

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

by Number1_DilfLover August 11, 2023

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018

by bee_offical April 2, 2022
