float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.

by QuacksO August 18, 2016

flap-a-caping

When a person cant pronounce their words correctly and their words run together.

Did you notice how bad Bob was flap-a-caping today? I couldn't understand anything he said!

by Diana66 April 19, 2018

The net is coming off the pegs

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty

What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.

Swiggity swoggity Im coming for that booty

by Swedish anon September 5, 2018

Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Are you coming to the tre?

2020 slang used on alt tiktok, also used in deep tiktok videos, usually used along with a cooler changing filter with alien faces and dolls being sacrificed around a tre

Are you coming to the tre? - person on tiktok

by Angell_8 April 15, 2021