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Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.
Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador
by Chopbag October 5, 2023
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Rollin' Cones

The place you head to if you need comfort food, or right after a good night out, to eat the best, and most satisfying shawarma sandwich you will ever have.
We headed to Rollin' Cones after last night's party, I had 6 shawarma sandwiches!! and zero guilt.

This is really how every good night should end.
by samuraigrl March 20, 2024
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
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Robo-Cons

A Successor to Neoliberalism. An era that is defined by algorithm based conservatism that promotes an inward looking ideology, holding sovereign cultural values as more important than a globalised universal belonging.

Using tech-based advantages and advances in AI, multiple centers of powers exert control over their spheres of influence to set competing narratives for future political, economical and social values for humanity.

Also known as Algo-cons, Algo-conservetism, Robo-conservatism.
You thought Neoliberalism was bad. Welcome to the age of Robo-Cons where AI will make sure you follow an even narrower set of values as prescribed by the elites.
by Le Fool collective May 20, 2025
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Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.
Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”
by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017
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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
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Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
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Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
by Carbohan March 3, 2019
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