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Kenny Cowboy

When in the doggy style position and waving your hand in the air like you are twirling a rope in your hand.
I was banging this girl from behind and threw my hand up like I was the Kenny Cowboy!!
by Ace 2517 April 30, 2007
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Cowboy Walk

This style of walking which is taken on soon after ejaculation and a short journey to the bathroom to clean up is essential.

The "cowboy walk" comes from the concept of having one hand on the penis, one hand free to open the bathroom door however no hands free to hold one's jeans up, hence the legs must be spread whilst walking in order to retain the trousers from falling down to the ankles and posing a potential safety hazard; the brief mode of walking resembles that of a late 1800's American Western man wearing large, leather chaps, squaring up to his opponent at sundown for a shoot out, who will also most likely take on this particular walk.
Jim: "Eek! Look away! I need to get to the bathroom!"

Matthew: "Jim... Why are you walking like a retard?"

Jim: "Oh... Don't tell me you don't do the cowboy walk..."

Matthew: ".......What's the cowboy walk?"

Jim: "Can I explain later when I'm not covered in cum?"
by Jimmehboi October 13, 2008
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Cowboy Nipple

The slight visual of the nipple on a gay man in a Stetson or other affiliated cowboy straw hat. A crippling example of the type of notorious constraints that the gay community has inflicted on heterosexual google searches.
Thomas saw the cowboy nipple as he innocently googled farm images, and was startled to find the shirtless gay cowboy.
by Mic McShivers May 9, 2011
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cowboys from hell days

Descriptive of a timeframe, either 24 hours in length or longer, in whence
cattleherding types from Hades shall roam the planet, destroying the earth
with their redneck-like ways. (Kinda like when George W. Bush came into office)
Ye, verily-verily I sayeth unto thee, in the 12th hour of the millenium, so shall the cowboys from hell days begin to commence, and the world will greatly
suffer.
by Dann August 11, 2004
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Cowboy Beans

A smelly odour when someone has let rip
Can you smell cowboy beans????
It stinks of cowboy beans in here
Ohhhh cowboy beans
by ledge67 July 23, 2012
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milky cowboy

A tall, lanky fella who loves technology but struggles with his inner sexual identity.
I'm trying to name this record label but this Milky Cowboy keeps shooting down my ideas!
by ButtShrex May 23, 2019
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carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.
That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006
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