Coleman

Coleman is a potato. A dumb potato too.

HE LIKES WREN LOLOL

Person Uno: Hey did you get a potato for dinner?
Person Dos: Don't you mean a Coleman

Person Uno: Hey I heard Wren and Coleman were dating
Person Dos: Yeah that's probably true, wren likes potato bois

by COLEISAPOTATO January 8, 2019

cloomp

is the act of touching another man's dick

come here play with my cloomp

by clitchomper January 3, 2021

colombia

A country that Tony Montana hates.

I don't like fuckin' Colombians, alright?

by Tony Scarface Montana October 14, 2008

Colombian Sandsmacker

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.

Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.

by Dr Sazerac September 4, 2010

Colombian Crack Line

You cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your dick in a straight line and then snorts it like a crack line.

Dude my girl just did a huge colombian crack line

by captain tiddleywinker October 21, 2010

clom

The unit used to measure the depth of the vaginal cavity. Approximately the distance from the tip of the middle finger to halfway up the forearm.

Man, this girl was five cloms deep!

by Abbyflail June 11, 2011

colombian

A adjective referring to people or objects originating in the mountainous South American nation of Colombia. The volcanic soil and humid weather makes for ideal coca plant growing conditions, and thus "Colombian" is generally used to describe good, high purity cocaine, regardless of it's point of origin.

Also, public opinion seems to hold that Colombian citizens and immigrants tend to have big, round heads, though like most stereotypes, this probably would not hold up under serious scentific study.

In the film Scarface (1983), the title actor's first dealing with cocaine occurs during a drug deal gone wrong. Needless to say, both the drug and the people who deal it are are columbian. The following is dialogue from that film:

Colombian: Yeah, okay, you gonna give me the cash or am I gonna kill your brother first? 'Fore I kill you?

Tony Montana: Try sticking your head up your ass. See if it fits. (an insult referencing the Columbian's big head).

by Cosmo July 11, 2006