College Duh-gree 

A highly overated piece of paper recieved by a student who completes four years or more of college with at least a C average in a specified field of study. Anybody with a pulse and a valid social security number can get one.

Mike: Hey I graduated, give me my College Duh-gree!
Dean: Here you go sucker, I mean future donating alumni.
Mike: Thanks, I feel superior already.
Dean: A Superior idiot maybe...I mean,uh,superior individual.

College Duh-gree by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005

college style

Having sex by penetrating two tightly held together thighs. Usually but not necessarily performed by two homosexual men.

Historians allege that Abraham Lincoln liked it "college style".

college style by craftonite July 31, 2006

College Drunk 

The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible

Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend

College Drunk by Kristi (aka Charro) October 20, 2008

college football playoff

A US college football playoff does not currently exist in the Football Bowl Subdivision, where polls and bowls determine the champion. These polls are heavily biased. A proper playoff would involve all 11 college football conference champions, and a 12th team to round out the field - either the next-best 2nd-place team or an Independent.

Four games are played in September, four games in October, four games in November.

At the end of the season, ALL college conferences will be obliged to stage a championship game between their top two teams to determine their conference champion, if the top two teams finish within one game of each other, or if they send the winners of their two divisions to a championship game anyway. (i.e. 11-1 and 10-2).

If there is a clear winner after the season is concluded (i.e. a 12-0 team, with the next-best team being 10-2), no championship game is required.

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Week of Dec. 1-7)

ROUND ONE
7 of these 11 conference champions, plus the best 2nd-place team (or an Independent - whatever works) play at the sites of the 4 major bowls during the second week of December. (8th to 14th)
The four winning teams move on.
The schools can then break for exams and holidays.

ROUND TWO
The four major bowl games are the Orange, Sugar, Rose, and Fiesta Bowl. The winners from round 1 meet up with the four top-ranked conference champions in these bowl games.
Four teams move on in the playoff from here.

The TOP 4 conference champions get byes to round 2, which, coincidentally, will be the four major bowl games. The bowl games have historical significance in college football, and some college conferences have contractual tie-ins which give them huge sums of money.

This is the main reason that college presidents in these conferences are against a playoff. They don't want to give up the money that their schools earn through the bowls. This playoff system does not get rid of them.

ROUND THREE
In round 3, 2 of the sites of those bowl games host the semi-final games.
The following season, the other two sites host the semi-finals.

ROUND 4
The FBS championship will also rotate between the 4 bowls, as it does now.

So there you have it. No bowls get eliminated, which makes the college presidents happy.
The teams that get knocked out of the playoff can also go on to play in other bowls if they so wish.

A college football playoff would allow the US college football champion to be determined on the field, instead of by arbitrary polls.

college football playoff by Emcee D February 3, 2009

College of the Ozarks

A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.

Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."

College of the Ozarks by graduated a college or a cult November 23, 2016

College Weight 

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

College Weight by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010

College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.

Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college

College Poopie by TheCrazyOne23 April 9, 2011