Dolphin in the Chowder

1. When something is absurdly "messed up".
2. Pooping

1. "Dan" - Did you just hear that UW-Stout won Rube Goldberg?!
"Dave" - Man, That's Dolphin in the Chowder...
2. Sound the Trumpets! i got to go drop a dolphin in the Chowder!

by Diggaman81 March 30, 2010

Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder

The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.

Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.

Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?

Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

chower

when you don't have time to take a "shower", so you grab body spray (usually axe) and spray an OBSCENE amount all over your body. this is a practice normally used by mexicans, hence the mexican accent on the word. pronounced as "shower" in a mexican accent ... "chower, mayne"

whazzup fooo. i berly even got time to grap ma clothes, mayne. i'm just gonna take a quick chower and then i can jump in my pickup.

by EgoManiak June 4, 2010

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005

Crowed

To throw a fake punch at someone and scape a persons nose then getting blamed for punching them.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah he totally JCrowed her!

by hahahaha MK October 1, 2010

Clam Chowder

The act of a man giving a girl a cream pie and then having her queef it on to his chest or face

Jim thought it would be funny to give Brittani a cream pie, Jim didn't think it was funny when she gave him clam chowder all over his chest.

by Jimbob23 July 1, 2009

Chowder

A past participle of "chowdering."

The act of inhaling cocaine from the clenched cavity of ones exposed anus, typically being reserved for a figure of incredible physique.

-"Oh my lord. Peep that ass!"
--"Damn! I'd chowder that booty."
-"Bruh, you gotta chill."

by swaeleelooklikeapinapple October 1, 2015