Cooper Benson

A 12 year old boy that cheats on his gf's bc he can't handle they are better then him NEVER TRUST A COOPER BENSON

oh no a Cooper Benson is coming

by saphfina December 12, 2021

cooperfvx

a very gay editor who wants to be bred my old dilfs with hairy chests

bro have you heard cooperfvx got bred by hugh jackman last night... totally crazy

by siredtodilfs April 13, 2022

Cooper

cooper is a cute person. never want to date him, but is now your little brother. very anxious. always wearing checkers. scared of mystic, pooper scooper.

Cooper is a real pooper scooper.

Love him.
Oh yeah, he's a Cooper.

by aliceisannoying April 13, 2022

Cooper woodster

A little gay man with a small penis and loves to be pegged.

Oh my god! is that Cooper woodster?

by Weirdo9111111 November 6, 2022

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

Topper Chopper

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.

Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.

by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014

balls-chopper

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.

I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016