choch

A pretty boy faggot who thinks he is the greatest at many things but to anyone else he looks like a pretty boy man whore with a emo hair cut. Usually tries to hug anyone or thing he sees while talking to and is very had to resist due to people feeling sorry for him and not wanting to make him feel worse about himself, Eventhough he should feel alot worse for himself. Typically a gamer that only plays halo and Counter strike and thinks he 'pwns' at it and calls himself a lv 5 nerd.

Girl: That Brady kid always hugs me in the halls, he looks so greasy!
Guy: Yeah hes a choch, no one really likes him...

by Chubs A'Fun January 25, 2008

man-choch

someone who loves relationships more than sex and/or does not uphold bro's before ho's

"Where are sean and ballard tonight?"
"They're man-choch's and doing the no pants dance with their girlfriends."

by James Winbury Cooper August 13, 2005

choc ice

the descprition of a guys penis after giving anal sex and it comes out covered in shit.

ash: hey tan gave my bf a total choc ice last night
tan: ew have a word with your self you dutty person

by msMinaj June 27, 2012

chocha

in Japanese, cho-cho means butterfly

Madame Butterfly's name was Cho-cho San

by aferrer March 28, 2003

Choc-Top

When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.

'Jeremy totally got a choc-top from me last night'

by ItIsITheStinker January 1, 2017

Choch

A choch is a dirty penis. Say you just pulled out of a girls ass and there is shit all over your dick. Your dick, is now a choch.

Choch is also a synonym for asshole or douchebag. If someone is being an absolute faggot, just call them a choch.

Hey billy stop being a choch!

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

choch

A San Jose Sharks coach who misconstrues the fact that his team was lagging behind on the scoreboard for 37 minutes of the game

Ron Wilson is a choch

by chawchi May 10, 2004