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Boulder, Colorado

The hometown of 3OH!3, arguably the best band that there ever has been or will be. Nathaniel Motte and Sean Foreman.
You's a punkbitch if you don't know bout Boulder, Colorado. Your girl's a freak, cause that's what I told her.

Sean: I love you Lizzy I don't care if you're not from Boulder, Colorado.
Nat: Same, Lucy.
by 3oh3 June 9, 2009
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Colorado

A hyped up state in the American West known for having a very dry and arid type climate and legal weed. It’s very transient, last year 193k people left and only 30k came in. That’s the biggest exodus in over 10 years.

It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver).

In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch.

Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.
Guy: “I moved here for work from Los Angeles.”

Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.”

Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”
by cryingshame June 9, 2018
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Going Colorado

Going crazy to the point of abuse. In reference to Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant's escapades in Colorado in 2003.
Depending on when the event happened, going Colorado can be changed to went, gone or will go Colorado.
Man, did you see Kobe has 61 points tonight? He is going Colorado on the Knicks!
by gmenn February 3, 2009
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coloradan

A person who is either trailer trash or a preppie ski douche. Give your condolences to anyone who lives here.
Guy: Hey where you from?
Girl: I'm a Coloradan
Guy: I'm sorry
by DaddyCholo125 April 18, 2017
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Boulder Colorado

To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?

S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
by spiciesabi June 2, 2009
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Chlorasaurus

(verb) the act of bringing sexy back
Lykkohhhmygawd im chlorasaurusing!!!
by Gksjypo321 February 8, 2007
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Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.
She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.
by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011
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