Cheerleading

Officially named a sport at the beginning of the 2008-2009 school year.

So before you dumbasses go and judge, know what youre talking about.

it is a sport especially all star cheerleading.

go look up TOP GUN JAGS and then you'll know how much of a sport cheerleading really is.

by Chrleadr008 June 11, 2009

Cheerleader

A person who defends their "high" level of intelligent by typing "and for all of u that think cheerleaders are dumb then u are so wrong."

I can't even watch the football game anymore, the damn cheerleaders keep on getting in the way.

by Liberal Hippie Douche June 30, 2005

cheerleader

Slutty bitches who crave attention. It's said they couldn't be able to live without it, however this theory has never been proven due to the fact they get mass amounts of attention anyway for carrying the shallow, clone-like personalities they've acquired over the years. Why does this get them attention? Because it's a pretty big deal when the quarterback's condoms all breaks and half the team gets pregnant. They're generally stupid and aren't able to think for themselves. They swallow anything right up that's mainstream or what someone tells them they should like. They look at other non-cheerleaders as far below them and, when joining a cheer squad, generally stop being friends with those who have not crossed over to the evils of cheerleading. Because they are the superior race, they believe only in wearing extremely bright colors, and, when going out on a limb in wearing a darker color, risk the rejection of their fellow cheerclones.

They cheer for the sport because they aren't able to actually play for the sport. They claim it takes great athletic ability and muscle, cordination, and hard work to cheer. Sadly, this is not in the slightest bit accurate. Most cheerleaders are fat and ugly, craving the acceptance of other human beings. The ones that aren't fat and fugly only cheer because they think they're far hotter than they actually are and would like to show it off by wearing a "uniform" where everyone gets to see their panties.

However what makes me laugh the most at these pathetic life forms, is that they claim none of this is true.

"Those who can't do, become a cheerleader."

by Brianna Jonsan July 1, 2007

cheerleading

stupid cult mistaken for a sport. It was invented by someone who wanted to be a gymnast but was too stupid to do it. cheer leading is a ripoff of gymnastics.

coach: you can't be a gymnast
blonde: i'll invent cheerleading!

by cheersucks666 April 14, 2009

cheerleader

A member (and possibly the leader) of the Teen Girl Squad. She is the one that asks the burning question: "Are you ready to look SO GOOD!!!!?"

If you look SO GOOD!!!!, then chances are you're probably Cheerleader.

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

cheegroe

An ill kid of Afro-Asian descent, bearing distinct features of his mixed genetic heritage. Due to his relative minority status, it is permissible to refer to your chinese (or indeed any of your) homies as 'cheegro'...... if they'll let you. In the new millenium more than ever, cheegrosity is a state of mind. Word.

One of the 'Warriors' of the 1979 picture is perhaps the best text book example.. Otherwise anyone'll do.

by colindexterfletcherjessicarabbitrogerbanister August 26, 2003

Cheer Mom

A mom living their life through their child. Every time their daughter/son wins a comps starts crying and gets drunk. Worlds isn't a time for their daughter to hang with her friends at Disneyworld! It's a time for the moms to do whatever they want and make sure their daughters are late for practice. If you're looking for a person to harass a 7-year-old on how they have the wrong shade of lipstick, then you got just the person.

Cheerleader: mom can I go to prom?
cheer mom: NO DUMBASS YOU HAVE CHEER PRACTICE TODAY!

cheerleader: I think I want to quit mom
cheer mom: WTH NO NO!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY! EXCEPT FOR CHEER PRACTICE!
cheerleader's teammate: wow your moms such a cheer mom

by definatedefanition June 2, 2018