by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006

by heavydts May 7, 2015

When something is so suspenseful, tense, or exciting that you clench both butt cheeks together the whole time. ie sports game, movie, tv show
Did you see that Bills/Chiefs playoff game last night? What a cheek clincher!
I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!
I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!
by JoeG86 May 4, 2022

by littytiitty May 4, 2020

by adriel is best March 1, 2021

Certain movements initiate the process of buttcheeks bouncing up and down.
Hopping on one leg for example. Repeatedly hopping on one's tippy toes. Or having ones Cheeks crammed and the glutes jumping like they're doing jumping Jackson. Something as simple as tripping while walking can cause the Cheeks to jump. Can also be used to describe the current scene when encountering one or more thick buttcheeked individuals.
Hopping on one leg for example. Repeatedly hopping on one's tippy toes. Or having ones Cheeks crammed and the glutes jumping like they're doing jumping Jackson. Something as simple as tripping while walking can cause the Cheeks to jump. Can also be used to describe the current scene when encountering one or more thick buttcheeked individuals.
"My are Cheeks jumpin right now smh "
"Cheeks jumpin?"
"I see some Cheeks jumpin in this muf tonight cuh"
"Cheeks jumpin?"
"I see some Cheeks jumpin in this muf tonight cuh"
by Dr. Plumps March 2, 2021

when you're so stoned that you can't quit laughing/smiling, therefore causing your cheeks to be constantly chipmuck like
"Sam! this was some good cronic, you're so cheeked out"
"dylan, you can't be talking, look in the mirror"
"dylan, you can't be talking, look in the mirror"
by sam=] July 6, 2008
