Charlize 

A very funny and weird sort of girl that has lots of inside beauty and will someday be a very fun and independent woman. Any guy would be lucky to have her, she is loyal and will always be there. She doesn't take crap from anyone and will stand up for what's right.

I'm bored, where's a Charlize when you need one.

Charlize by peace_out_toni December 6, 2012

George Carlin 

The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"

George Carlin by the_ruiner June 17, 2004

Charlie Gillespie

Charlie Gillespie is one of the best actors ever. He is really sweet and is such an amazing soul. He is also extremely funny and if you see him you’ll immediately fall in love. He is just a perfect human that has really good acting skills. He also will make sure to always put you in a good mood. He is perfect. ❤️

You: have you seen Charlie Gillespie today? He’s the only one that makes me smile and im having a rough day..

Charlie Gillespie by Ms.PickleJuice October 27, 2020

George Carlin 

George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.

George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"

George Carlin by NikSno May 22, 2006

Charlie the drunk guinea pig 

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

Charlie the drunk guinea pig by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

Charlie Give a Shit

A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.

"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"

That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit

Charlie Give a Shit by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010

Charlie McDonnell 

Undeniably adorable British Youtuber aka charlieissocoollike.
He is flat mates and best friends with singer/singwriter Alex Day. Along with Alex, he is a member of the Trock band "Chameleon Circuit" and has also released his own solo album called "This is Me". Although he is talented, witty, and handsome, sorry girls, he's taken by the lovely Bryarly Bishop. Please be nice to her.

Who has the cutest mole on the planet? Why, Charlie McDonnell of course!

Charlie McDonnell by BigBangTwo August 17, 2012