Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

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concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

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canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

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Canoe

Common slang used to refer to feet, particularly feet that would be perceived larger than average.

"did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"

"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"

by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020

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