Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

canadian cauliflower

A bitch

Hey you Canadian Cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Canadian Dick Wrestling

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.

The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

by JungleJimbo August 30, 2017

canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Canadian Nae Nae

When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.

person 1: your sister was wild last night she asked for a Canadian Nae Nae
person 2: goddamn!

by xander0 July 23, 2018

Calean

Retarded but funny, likes pineapples, is good at nothing. Gets hurt alot

I pulled a calean

by Calean October 4, 2018