Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025

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Callum Blyth

Callum blyth also know as big blythy is such a kinky wee boy that loves to put broken wood somewhere he shouldn’t and sometimes loves a good suck on toes

if you want to know how to know how to suck toes professionally message Callum Blyth

by toatie :) August 23, 2021

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Callum lang

Best footballer in the world, Plays for Portsmouth fc

It’s four for Callum lang!

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025

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callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

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