Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 05, 2024

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum

little chubby ginger cunt

are you a callum?

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019

Callum

Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.

Stop playing games in class Callum!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Callum

Just gay I am not going to go on a 5 paragraph explanation but he is just gay it simple and eats dick cheese this is all fact

Idk man seems kinda Callum

by Penrbrhr October 19, 2020

Callum

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis

Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom

by callum is a jerk November 02, 2021

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 06, 2021