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Tiger cage

situation where you are trapped, you know you have the ability to do it but for some reason you don't
bro, I'm in a tiger cage with this girl I can't tell her I like her
by DonnyBg June 9, 2021
mugGet the Tiger cagemug.

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
mugGet the Cage thingmug.

Get the bird outta' the cage

Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.
: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
by ultrabrick November 7, 2018
mugGet the Get the bird outta' the cagemug.

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
by I love lamp June 23, 2021
mugGet the caged foulmug.

Brain cage

I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.

Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"

God "Okie dokie."

Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"

God "Sounds fun."

Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*

Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."

*Later in the forest*

Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." ๐Ÿค”
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."

Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"

Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."

Cain "You're not a snake tho-"

Snake "I KNOW ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Œ... What I am not. ๐Ÿ˜ค Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Cain "A cube?"

Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."

Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*

Snake "My name isn't... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*

Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" ๐Ÿ˜

God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"

Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"

God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."

Abel "AAAYY!!"

Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"

God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"

Cain ๐Ÿ˜พ *Stares at Abel*

God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"

Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"

God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"

God ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."

God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
mugGet the Brain cagemug.

Cage Lube

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube
by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023
mugGet the Cage Lubemug.

its caged

by Jaxx1998 December 30, 2015
mugGet the its cagedmug.

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