The biggest faggot you will ever meet, he jerks off in class and is so fat he has to have a Twinkie on a stick just to motivate him off a chair.
by Thatguythatcomesupwithshit April 21, 2018
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Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Get the Cadet Snow-Cannon mug.The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021
Get the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet mug.The best person that you have met.but you have to get to know him.so hot with his brown eyes.red and brown hair.his sex talk.not that’s smart.has lots of girls. He is looking for some one smart.
by Kiki Love me I need you October 24, 2018
Get the Caden mug.Caden can be cold hearted. Yes, Caden’s are nice, and very sharing. But, careful what you say around him. Say anything stupid and he’ll give you a very judge mental look. He’s friendly and outgoing, likes to chat. Caden’s play a lot of video games. Caden’s aren’t that athletic, but is involved in a few sports. He is handsome, but has a resting bitch face.
by Mama’sLasagna July 25, 2019
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Fugly slut married to sex god strokes' guitarist Nick Valensi. She pretends to have his kids when in fact are Keanu Reeve's. Well known for addressing to Strokes' fans as "jealous and malicious".
by fiiamaa July 14, 2007
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