Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023

west australian cactus flange

Freshly shaved vagina in Western Australia

Fuck Sharon's west Australian cactus flange is spikey

by Alf's diner May 17, 2014

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

Cactus

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009