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When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024
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crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 27, 2018
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Yo crunch

When some one is better than gurt (yo gurt) or a response to someone saying “Yo gurt”
“WE are not saying “yo gurt” in 2025 anymore WE all say yo crunch
by notfroggers July 5, 2025
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crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub
those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink
by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018
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Crunch

A loud noise created by humans and machines.
Karl: Ah man, can you here that crunch?
Leonardo: crunch crunch crunch
David: Yeah, that is really loud
by dsfvsdvv December 28, 2017
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Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
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Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.
guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good
by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020
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