The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.
by Bailey22301 June 28, 2015
Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?
by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024
the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.
gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!
by the-ginger March 21, 2022
when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022
A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.
by sci-isms May 26, 2025