Crumb

Increments of $1000.00 dollars
I lost a crumb on that game last night
I blew 2 crumbs on that high end chick last week.
That asshole owes me 5 crumbs.
by Jonny Angels February 05, 2018
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Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure
That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.
by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021
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Crumb butler

One who sprinkles little bread crumbs over your body before inserting his tongue into your anus
I didn’t realize Tina was really a crumb butler
by TheLaur June 19, 2021
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Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!
Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.
by Kathy Melrose June 10, 2008
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Dropping crumbs

When one crackersplains so much they leave a trail of crumbs everywhere
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Dropping crumbs

Adj. Being wealthy/well-off

V. Spending small amounts of cash in various places in a short amount of time

Comes from the analogy of money being referred to as "bread"
Adj. Girl, you need to find yourself a better man. Someone funny, smart, and droppin' crumbs.

V. We took Stacey to the mall and she was dropping crumbs left and right!
by pinkchicgeek April 21, 2015
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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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