Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face

Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face

by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024

Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.

Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.

by PocketKing December 15, 2024

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

Crumb Slut

The term used when an individual drops down to their hands and knees in order to scan the floor for fallen crumbs of crack cocaine. Often the individual will find other things that resemble crack cocaine but are most definitely not.

"I couldn't believe this Crumb Slut the other night, she was surfing the carpet like crazy but there wasn't a single chunk at all".

by RyderWyld July 8, 2024

Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021