A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
by Itsmejessica2025 May 23, 2025
When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 02, 2023
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015
by Partsdriver August 04, 2022
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When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.
Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.
by Xgishy March 14, 2021
by rubchar August 12, 2009