by Stephen Ratkovich October 10, 2015
by Meat pies August 20, 2024
The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.
Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.
by Nunya Bidnis November 05, 2010
by SkySwinger February 03, 2025
by havenostrings September 21, 2010
In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
by slqur July 21, 2022
A boy on a cruise who follows girls around until the cruise is over, and then gets their Instagram/Snapchat, and doesn’t stop trying to hit them up for the next week or so.
The girls friends are obsessed with cruise boy, who followed the girl around on a cruise for a whole week.
by Mateito Feito October 24, 2019