Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.

Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.

by Boxcoughcreator June 23, 2019

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017

cough

a death threat

guy:*cough*
guy 2:Oh my God is that a death threat?

by subscribe2incompetantfools April 22, 2020

Fein Cough

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024

Stall cough

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.

To avoid an accidental stall entry, John stall coughed when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

by OJD1 May 29, 2018

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024