Shocka Con

Somebody with jacked up hair

Person 1-Look at kierrahs hair today

Person 2- SHOCKA CON!!

by Shockaconists November 7, 2009

neo-con

The radical fundamentalist liberalism wing of the Republican party that implements the globalization goals of the radical fundamentalist liberalism of the far illuminist luciferian left.

A neo-con is a word that the luciferian left madeup for you to spew your vitriol at.

by I am not September 14, 2006

Cross Con-tag-inated

When your Facebook friends have tagged their Facebook friends who are in your pictures but not on your friends list.

Lola's new boyfriend is cross con-tag-inated in all my pictures from her birthday this weekend.

by firstdraught August 19, 2010

Car con

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.

"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."

by walkin-dead November 18, 2011

Cosmo con plexi orgasm

Female orgasm pertaining to internal stimulation (not to be confused with petting)

That cosmo con plexi orgasm was great baby!

by kkhey March 4, 2017

Clearfield Con

A thief who frequents small town grocery stores in order to steal small but useful goods

This phrase originated in Clearfield, Utah among young adults

“Some little Clear Field Con came in and took all the lighters off the shelf!”
“I guess you could say that kid is a clearfield Con Artist!”

by Kekistani May 27, 2018

stranger con

A convention hosted by Creation Entertainment In which fans or SUPER FANS of the popular TV series Stranger Things go to meet the stars of the show and/or bond with other fans of the show to create lif long friendships!

Friend: what are you doing this summer?
Me: I’m going to Stranger Con!

by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018