Cleveland, OH

The Mistake on the Lake; the only city to have a river that catches fire; a good view in your rear view mirror; however, they have had a good Symphony over the years, and Jim Brown was a famous Brown; all-in-all, not a place you'd want to go to now if you didn't have to.

Cleveland, OH sucks.
Cleveland, OH is a lousy, old, run-down little town.
The river burned and the people laughed, then they went bankrupt.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

Cleveland Browns

Taking a nasty ass crap

Hey baby, I am going to take the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl.

by Cletus VanDamme September 22, 2006

Cleveland Profiterole

Anal sex that ends up with a deep, deep injecton of creampie.

I gave your mom a huge Cleveland Profiterole last night and made her walk home. She said she could feel splooge sliding into her undies with every step.

by Bunstuffer2k May 13, 2009

Cleveland Director

The world's next big movie director. Probably of the cult-classic variety. Seriously, you should see him work on a movie, you've probably never seen such passion. Also, did I mention he makes the best roommates ever? I don't know what I'd do without him. He is so fresh, so clean, and hot and fresh out the kitchen

A Cleveland director may have set our room on fire, but it doesn't matter because I love him too much anyway.

by AsianFranny December 9, 2012

cleveland guardians

1, New name of the former Cleveland Indians MLB baseball team.

2, Name of a generic condom that wasn't used because she was that ugly & you lost your wood.

And now at bat for the Cleveland Guardians..... .

by Shake it only once July 26, 2021

Cleveland Browns

1. a horrible foot ball team who choked the only time they got near the super Bowl, and will next time too. Yeah, right. Next time. Lol.
2. fans have no lives if they root for this crap-hole of a team.

The Cleveland Browns suck, and they always will.

by bng4eva February 3, 2005

cleveland steamer

A steamer made in Cleveland, Ohio.

I steamed yummy veggies with this Cleveland Steamer. It works much better than my imported steamer

by udusers1 September 14, 2010