Mississippi Butter Churner

When you fill up a cup of a woman’s breast milk and pour it in her vagina and then the man has sex with the woman. The woman may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

I just gave this girl a Mississippi butter churner

Mississippi Butter Churner by Mississippilover January 12, 2026

Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

Missouri Butter Churner by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026

Reverse Texas Roadhouse Butter Churner

When you put Texas roadhouse cinnamon butter in someone’s ass, fuck their ass, then the other person licks it off their tip

Yeah we did a Reverse Texas Roadhouse butter churner last night

Reverse Texas Roadhouse Butter Churner by Young Beauman February 17, 2026

Wisconsin butter churn

Filling a vagina with milk and cracking till it turns too butter.

Jonah vollmar Wisconsin butter churns and eats it on whole wheat bread.

Wisconsin butter churn by Wjhfhdbaksihrrh March 2, 2026

Green Bay Butter Churner

When you buy in da butt and then pound ts to make butter.

Roberto gave me the Green Bay butter churner and made the most delicious butter.

Green Bay Butter Churner by thedihboss March 10, 2026

Standing Butter Churner

When you pick a female up with arms under her thighs and bounce her so her shes grinding on your penis. Must both be fully clothed.

My god Dan gave Regan the standing butter churner in the mixer.

Standing Butter Churner by NagleBagel June 29, 2026

Standing Butter Churner

When you pick a female up using your arms under her thighs and bounce her so she grinds up against your penis, must be fully clothed, for optimal results a concert crowd can help conceal your dirty intentions

OMG Dans giving regan the standing butter churner!

Standing Butter Churner by NagleBagel June 29, 2026