Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next
Never learning to just stop
Never learning to just stop
“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021
a group of fuck boys that most likely live in London, who think getting high 99% of their time is the most amusing thing in the world.
oi g you wanna join the Chronic Crew?
yeah i put #ChronicCrew in my ig bio
you gotta smoke the piff gear to be part of the Chronic Crew
yeah i put #ChronicCrew in my ig bio
you gotta smoke the piff gear to be part of the Chronic Crew
by smartchickk November 25, 2014
Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.
Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend
See: balls of steel chronic marijuana
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend
See: balls of steel chronic marijuana
by Northern Kush March 12, 2016
1-Disease causing niggas to bust nuts
2-Those that are diagnosed with a disorder that causes extended sexual climax which can last up to several hours
2-Those that are diagnosed with a disorder that causes extended sexual climax which can last up to several hours
“Ayo,that nigga started dating that model with the fake ass,nigga fucked around and got CND (Chronic Nut Disorder) now”
by Blitztatic_bluu September 08, 2022
When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.
Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 28, 2023
someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)
by sister sex pistols June 13, 2019