chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account

Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!

by Fryingslugswithshells July 16, 2023

a chronic headache

a group of Sariyas

Look at that pride of lions and a chronic headache of Sariyas

by Cheeky Corners October 31, 2020

Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.

Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia

by TRISH=TRASH July 22, 2020

Chronic Tapper

When a percussionist is tapping non stop 24 forkin 7 and it never stops and it sounds like the rains of hell

Hey you are such a chronic tapper stop forkin tapping.

by Dramqueen April 19, 2018

Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

chronic poseidus

The itching of the vagina repeatedly

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching

by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021