4 Christ

(adv) Used to describe a lifestyle that someone lives to please and glorify God; a new way of living that requires a change in habits and attitude; living right so that Christ's death was not in vain, but so someone could be saved from their sins.

Look at that guy, he lives 4 Christ.

Wow, she used to club all the time, but now she lives 4 Christ.

by Jamal L. Winston April 12, 2011

Jesus Shit the Bed Christ

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.

1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'

by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011

The Passion of the Christ

A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.

Weird Fucker: Did you see the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!** See you there

by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009

The Banti-Christ

The Banti-Christ is the ultimate loser, the embodiment of bad chat. May often quote scripture of when he/her used to be cool, but hates it when others do.

Booze-dodging-fun-sponge.

Can suck the banter out of a room at 20 paces.

Makes Jimmy Buffet look like a hero.

"Can you keep it down, I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet". - The Banti-Christ

by legay234 March 16, 2008

body of christ

Found in several different religions, bread is given to those who repent as "the body of christ"

Dear god! The body of christ is a little stale today...

by KrazyKate January 13, 2007