Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!

by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010

chaver

fynest ppl around can b found almost newhere! if ya dun start wiv em their sortd! (advice 4 goths. dey where da finest clothes around ie: rockport, berghaus, burberry, fred perry, lacoste etc. they mite smoke but ur point is? n they mite drink on street cornaz but reeli if ya dun do dat wot life r ya livin!?!?!? Also av u seen ow fyn their bodi'z r?!?! lyk PHWOAR!!!!! spesh wen playin footie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do i stress their da kinda ladz who'll jus chat 2 ya...n can b propa nice!!!!

chava: orite!
girl: ye...
chava: wot u doin 2nite ladies
girl: jus angin baat
chava: wana cum wi us?
n there ya av it a reeli nice probabli fyn chava!

by sami May 2, 2004

cunt carver

Someone who deals with vagina, particularly a lot of vagina. Often times a lesbian.

Man, Jen is a real cunt carver.

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts

I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer

by Channman March 2, 2017

Dodge Charger

To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).

Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.

by Justaguy31 November 23, 2021

Lusher Charter School

School of the Dumbest, most ignorant, spoiled, insignificant, little preppy ass bitches alive. No wonder EVERYONE hates it there, and I HATE EVERYONE there(for the exception 3 or 4 people.)

Lusher Charter School is such a horrible place, Franklin is way better.

by HappilyGoingToFranklin March 8, 2009

choad charmer

A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.

Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!

by B Warden March 26, 2007