A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possum mug.Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.
by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022
Get the Chaos mug.When an individual tries to operate or utilize anything obtained through illicit means, and does so without prior experience and in objectively poor form. This is often a shameless public display meant to bolster ego, but invariably arouses suspicion and brings the authenticity of the individual, and their abilities, into question.
by acie502 January 13, 2025
Get the Running past a Chaos Orb mug.by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018
Get the Chaos theory mug.superhero/vigilante who has his soul separated from his body because of nuclei expolsion in attempt to revive his brother. Nick name is chaos. Will be a well known character in the future. Character created in July of 2022.
by andreaisawhiteknight February 22, 2025
Get the chaos runner mug.
Get the Chaos noodle mug.by Chaos op December 24, 2019
Get the Chaos mug.