Captain America'd

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.

Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass

by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018

Captain Birdseye'd

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

Captain Moore

Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing

"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"

"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"

by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020

Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Captain's Propeller

A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.

Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!

by Neil Durkin April 21, 2008