camel toe

camel toe is a phenomenon caused when middle aged ladies, women with no sense of style, and several varieties of the white trash subspecies attempt to wear pants that are:

a) far too small
b) pulled up too high
c) were made between 1981-1986

please note that the occurrence of the camel toe is not limited to, although commonly found with, any "acid washed" fabric and tapered pant legs.

that girl is bustin some real camel toe

by camel toe observer July 23, 2006

Camel Toe

A very aesthetically pleasing phenomenon, whereby a woman's venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment. Typically, the fuller the labia, the more pleasing the effect. Tip: since sexual arousal causes increased blood flow to the genital region "toe" may be enhanced if she finds you desirable:)

mmmm...nice fold!

by Isabelle December 2, 2003

Camel Toe

a poon crease

damn bitch i can see that wet camel toe from a mile away

by ziggy September 25, 2003

camelspeed

Unit used to measure the distance traveled per hour by a human across the desert sand. 1 camelspeed = 5 mph

Jim's top speed is 5.3 camelspeeds.

by jojodancer December 3, 2002

Camelhoof

An extremely large wedge in an obese woman's private part.

That's not a cameltoe, that's a camelhoof.

by HanTan December 25, 2008

Camel Butting

When a large woman's lycra pants are so tight that they create a camel's toe, that is so huge it bangs between their legs.

Look out camel butting bird about!

by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009

Camel-Bag

camel-bagging: to lay ones camel toe (saggy vag) in anothers eye sockets. see; tea-bagging.

When Sam goes to bed tonight Amy is going to give him the camel-bagging of his dreams. Amy will get complete eye coverage when she places her saggy lips upon sams sockets, before taking a photograph and emailing to friends.

by doubles January 14, 2009