Callum

Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard

My ex is being such a callum

by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019

Callum Anderson

He is VERY special and licks his spiders baby’s cousins nieces hair on a daily bassis he is also Very very small

Look out Callum Anderson is going to lick my hair run !

by Blamay October 23, 2019

Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Callum

Callum is fat because he plays fortnite

Callum is fat

by Yeet yeet and Yeet November 12, 2020

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020

Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Callum Crolla

If your ever so lucky to find this man never let him go, he is the most loving, loyal, handsome and kindest guy you will ever meet. Callum Crolla defines handsomeness and glory.

Callum Crolla is fit

by Callum 2001 January 31, 2021